I have moved to http://melodybirdylock.tumblr.com/

Happiness when your home wifi is accessible from outside at your doorstep omg

rabioheab:

what do you mean i’m “wasting my time on the internet”? i’ll have you know that at least 2 people have called my 60,000 word dr. phil/the hamburgler from mcdonalds fanfiction “kind of weird but okay i guess”

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egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

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